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I GOT THE MUSIC IN ME
i always thought there was something missing,
deep down, but not quick inside.
a manifestation of physical nature
showing my strength and my pride.
something to show off to women,
and maybe intimidate men.
something upstandish... a little outlandish...
and after soul-searching, i found this in the end:
spiritual penis. that's what i need.
spiritual penis hung down to my knees.
spiritual penis spreading my karmic seed.
but where would i find this fabled cosmic pee-pee?
i asked my preacher about my penis.
he said i was going to hell.
i asked my army recruiter brother.
he screamed, "i don't ask so don't tell!"
my therapist was no help either;
nor my best friend, my sister, my cat.
i finally felt stranded, but not empty handed,
when it suddenly came to me this little fact:
spiritual penis. that's what i need.
spiritual penis hung down to my knees.
spiritual penis spreading my karmic seed.
i finally found it... it was right behind me.
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anne's song
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