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I GOT THE MUSIC IN ME
it's true i married into this family
despite rumors of great calamity.
as the years they have passed
i've become less harrassed
and one kin has stood out with great clarity.
she can walk sixty miles all while grinning.
it was easy for her from the beginning.
it's true she's a jock
with a biological clock,
and she says, "it's not a race, but i'm winning!"
if you're wondering to whom i'm referring
then you've drunk enough wine to be slurring.
i'm singin' 'bout anne,
who's a kick ass woman,
and she's proof forty's sexy and alluring.
now you're wondering if this song will ever end.
well, there's just one more verse for you to attend.
one more thought to convey
on anne's four-oh birthday:
i'm so thrilled that my family's become my friend!
MORE MUSIC...
deli girl
spiritual penis
now i 69 with your wife
tampy the cotton pony
cassandra
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2004: song lyrics ««