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I GOT THE MUSIC IN ME
i met my dream girl at the safeway deli.
she ate there all the time; i could tell by her belly.
she had curves on top on curves and dents on her dimples.
her religion was pastrami, her body was a temple.
deli girl, i love that deli girl, i love my deli girl.
things went really fast when she came into my life.
we were living out the dream of jack sprat and his wife.
she'd eat all the fat and i'd eat what's left over,
then we'd finish off the meal with a box of russel stover.
deli girl, i love that deli girl, i love my deli girl.
one day i got home a little early and could not believe my eyes.
my girl was on the floor eating yogurt doing thirty-minute thighs!
i ran to the kitchen, started frying up some SPAM.
she said, "i know you mean well loving me that way i am,
but it's time we stopped this madness and all this sandwich lovin'."
she left me standing there crying only to my oven.
deli girl, i love my deli girl, don't leave me deli girl.
well, i'm alone again. i still cruise that grocery store,
but i keep up with my girl through the neighborhood lore.
she's got all new friends, buncha' skinny gym-bound skanks,
and she's not only doing tae-bo... she doing billy blanks.
deli girl, i love my deli girl, i love that deli girl.
deli girl, i love that deli girl, i love that deli girl.
MORE MUSIC...
deli girl ««
spiritual penis
now i 69 with your wife
tampy the cotton pony
cassandra
anne's song
bill's song
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