Ode To The Queen Of Everything - by Allie Hee

I racked my brain trying to find
Something for Amy that I could put into rhyme
But alas, this hasn’t been the easiest of tasks,
All I’ve been doing is sittin’ on my ass

There are so many things to say about AmyG
But how could I manage to say them, eloquently?

To try to capture the essence of a chick so rockin’
All I can think of are the one’s that are shockin’

For instance did you know that when Amy was small
She hunted for squirrel meat back in Arkansas?
She road her bike without  a care
And I betcha those squirrels are still running scared
Their tails would swing from the bike handles so free
So that other critters questioned their destiny

She’s entertained us with her stories and wedding “breast” photography
And as Spousy Spice, she’s taught us about monogamy
She’s broadened our horizons of fine cuisine
101 things with pasta, Prego, rice and beans
And how can I thank her for helping me understand
That BUM Equipment really means “BIG 'UGE MAMMS!”

The colors Red, White & Blue are her signature ways,
From bikinis to bandannas to Wonder Woman bustiers
And who could erase the visual at White Trash Three
When Amy showed up dressed as Pamela Anderson Lee?

That’s just the tip of the iceberg, which I’m sure you all know
There’s a whole lot more but some stories should remain unknown
From self-defense to volleyball to kayaking to painting
This woman shows no sign that her fire is waning

No matter what the occasion nor what the situation might bring
This thirty-year old is the Queen Of Everything